Do you think that God sits up on a cloud and looks down on the world in despair? He must have some way of relieving his stress and I don’t imagine that he wiles away the hours playing celestial solitaire. I think he amuses himself by playing tricks on us. In every place I have …
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I’ve always been a bit of an insomniac and when I can’t sleep I try to plot the perfect murder instead of counting sheep (I never quite understood how that was supposed to work – have you ever tried to count sheep, it is incredibly difficult, they keep moving about) I watch quite a lot …
Apparently if you ask young people today what they want to be when they grow up many of them will say ‘a celebrity’ as if being a celebrity was a career in itself. They have programmes such as Celebrity Come Dancing and Celebrity Bake Off and, sad old bag that I am, I have usually …
Yet again I’m thinking diet. Not insane, vegan, Gwyneth Paltrow rubbish but the sensible ‘I want to lose three stone by Christmas’ type of diet. I do realise that it is too late in the summer to try and get a beach ready body, besides, even post diet, I have a recurring nightmare of falling …
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I have come to the conclusion that we don’t get dementia as we get older, it is the world that goes mad. There was a headline in the Daily Telegraph this week saying that a doctor had been sacked for refusing to call a six foot bearded man madam. A friend of mine has her …
Has Anyone Seen My Glasses?